Seriously, fuck you Scotland! The only good thing to come out of your country is single-malt, so why the fuck are you sending your
army to perform in the US? I'm not kidding. This is my one fucking chance to see a presidential debate in person, but nooooo you decide to take up the largest fucking venue on campus for a fucking drumline show. I hate you. Instead they are holding it at the
fucking Rec Center?!?!? Are Clinton and Obama going to go through a combine workout? I wonder who will score higher on the Wunderlich?
Oh yeah, and those who ask, "but your college is helping to organize it, won't you get a ticket?" My response, "Do I strike you as someone who sucks off the dean everyday in search of perks? I've never spoken to a fucking soul in the administration, so of course I'm not going to get one of the 5 student tickets they will give out."
So, in a completely unrelated closing...
I wish you a good night. Enjoy!
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good god...i can say that cleveland brown and i share many things in common but one of the most enduring is the desire to nibble dog treats off the dimples above marisa millers buttcheeks.
guuuhhhh...too bad her husband looks like a bag of orange douche
with their easy access to internet porn, teenagers will never know the joy of opening the mailbox and finding the SI swimsuit issue.
since 1996, when internet pornography became a million dollar industry for the first time, sales of the SI swimsuit issue have fallen by 93 percent. (i just made that up)
golf is a very good thing, and it came from scotland
I have to admit that I still get a little giddy when it comes in the mail, but it is definitely a dying breed.
Speaking of, has anyone else noticed that Brooklyn Decker has gone from pretty teenager to looking like a meth addict? She kind of freaks me out.
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