Sunday, February 3, 2008

I'm Archie Manning, and I Am Super Dad!!!!!




my sperm is like gold encrusted diamonds on a watch made of titanium jesus testicles...my sons fucking rock!!!! i was not very good so i live vicariously through them...fuck yeah!!!

P.S.-bill simmons, i hope you are curled up in the fetal position, you douche bag

P.S.S.-not my words, but just as sweet (hat tip: chamomiles davis from deadspin)

Peyton Manning - beats Patriots in AFC Championship; wins Super Bowl XLI
Eli Manning - beats Patriots to win Super Bowl XLII; wins MVP
Mannings vs. Boston - who owns whom?

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