happy valentine's day

from dudeweekend

Scotland has an army?

Seriously, fuck you Scotland! The only good thing to come out of your country is single-malt, so why the fuck are you sending your army to perform in the US? I'm not kidding. This is my one fucking chance to see a presidential debate in person, but nooooo you decide to take up the largest fucking venue on campus for a fucking drumline show. I hate you. Instead they are holding it at the fucking Rec Center?!?!? Are Clinton and Obama going to go through a combine workout? I wonder who will score higher on the Wunderlich?

Oh yeah, and those who ask, "but your college is helping to organize it, won't you get a ticket?" My response, "Do I strike you as someone who sucks off the dean everyday in search of perks? I've never spoken to a fucking soul in the administration, so of course I'm not going to get one of the 5 student tickets they will give out."

So, in a completely unrelated closing...


I wish you a good night. Enjoy!