Pickle Lickin' and Corporate Pedophilia

when i first saw this video on The Soup over the summer, i thought to myself, "now that's just creepy." nevermind the fact that the little girl looks like she is either in the middle of a grand mal siezure or the type of person in constant need of someone to tie her shoes. this kind of shit is a peodphile's dream...and it's on youtube and basic cable!!! WOO HOO!!! normative judgment aside, this clip is funny as hell.

but, at what point does pickle lickin' end and filthy exploitation begin? i am a sucker for celebrity gossip because i love entropy and dislike the self-important. so, when i recently read of this, i was instantly reminded of this.

holy shit!!! we're bringing sexy back, and this time EVERYONE'S invited. don't let teachers and tests get you down. fuck no!!! you're a diva, sister.

i cannot believe this type of thing is acceptable. the vapid, botoxed charlatans and marketeers that try to spoon feed this disgusting tripe to the public are just as culpable in peddling child pornography as any lecherous creep trolling social networking sites...the only difference is the former get to wear suits and get rich while they stroke it.